Okay, this is just fun stuff.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could generate meaningless new age drivel at the click of a mouse?
Think of how impressed all your higher consciousness, woo friends will be when you speak to them from several different dimensions – simultaneously!!!
Well, now you can! Click any of the images below to visit New-Age Bullshit Generator and you can create all the New Age horse crap your heart chakra desires!!
To infinity… and beyond!
Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB)
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The Random Deepak Chopra Quote Generator generates a randomly-selected collection of words that eerily mimic the syntactically-sound, but often content-free, thoughts of new-age author Deepak Chopra.
Here are a few examples of random, computer generated gems:
“The world opens karmic chaos”
“Infinity inspires subtle timelessness”
“Evolution differentiates into positive opportunities”
“Freedom experiences a symphony of creativity”
Check it out here: Random Deepak Chopra Quote Generator – Wisdom of Chopra.