A look back at Natural News’ 20 Predictions for 2013

By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB)

Mikey Adams failed to predict his own failed predictions.

Mikey Adams failed to predict his own failed predictions.

As the year 2013 comes to a close, it seems only appropriate that we take a look back at some of the wisdom and predictions heaped upon us just 12 months ago by one of this country’s leading intellectuals – little Mikey Adams from Natural News – and see how accurate this wizard of wonder (As in, “I wonder why people believe anything he says.”) was with foretelling the events of 2013.

First off, Mikey has removed the page where he had posted his predictions.

So, failure #1: he failed to predict his own humiliation when his 2013 predictions would prove to be so devastatingly wrong that he’s forced to remove his own predictions page from his own website.

Failure #2: he failed to predict somebody like me would save a PDF copy of his predictions – just to amuse the world at his expense. (Note: It has since come to my attention that a copy of his predictions can still be found at that other loon site, prisonplanet.com)

I’ll let the good people at Skeptic Project handle the other failures, below.

Enjoy 🙂


A look back at Natural News’ 20 Predictions for 2013

By Clock, via the Skeptic Project

Prediction: 2013 will be 1984 on steroids

• FAIL. Have they even read 1984?

Prediction #1: The global debt collapse arrives

• No it didn’t. We had the fiscal cliff, but nothing really happened.

Gun-Sales-web-art_250pxPrediction #2: Obama administration attempts to gut the Second Amendment

• Really? Is this why guns buy-rates are at an all time high? That doesn’t seem like gutting to me.

Prediction #3: Martial Law declared across America

• Never happened.

Prediction #4: Extreme shortages of guns, ammo, magazines as their barter value skyrockets

• No they didn’t, the complete opposite happened, gun sales are a all time high.

Prediction #5: Tactical weapon strikes target Iran

• Never Happened. Actually, we struck a pretty good nuclear deal with them, which is good news.

False flag 1015_250pxPrediction #6: Massive false flag attack carried out in USA and blamed on patriots

• No false flag attack really happened, unless of course you count the Boston Marathon bombing, but that wasn’t really a false flag attack, but Alex Jones and friends will believe anything is false flag anyway.

Prediction #7: DHS arms the TSA and begins insane abuses of Americans on roadway checkpoints

• FALSE. Yes, the unions working at the TSA made a demand to be armed, but this order never really got into place.

Prediction #8: The rise of the Resistance: Secret resistance groups begin to form across America

• Where? Facebook groups?

“The government is seizing all websites except mine!”

Prediction #9: Attacks on the First Amendment accelerate as government seizes websites

• Never happened, I mean, Infowars is still up, right?

Prediction #10: The rise of violent rhetoric among the population as disagreements turn to threats

• Never happened. The worst thing that has happened so far are the tons of hate-mail.

Prediction #11: Global government makes its move

• Never happened. What’s taking them so long anyway?

Prediction #12: Accelerated mainstream media attacks on patriots, preppers and veterans

• Never happened. Actually, CNN made an article about the idea of some prepping being reasonable.

MORE . . .
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2 responses

  1. Here’s the truth about the 20 predictions…

    1) I read 1984. 2013 made 1984 look like a walk in the park. Police brutality, the NSA surveillance, the IRS surveillance, unending Quantitative Easing, drones, etc. If you don’t see what 2013 brought forth you need to pop your head out of your ass.

    2) The global debt collapse is coming. If you want to whack off because it didn’t happen in 2013 then just wait. The Federal Reserve can not continue pumping trillions and trillions in the “economy” and not expect a collapse. By the way – no fiat currency in history has ever survived. Wake up.

    3) Obama is not going after guns? How about the ammo taken off the market with the $2B rounds bought by the government? How about all the legislation the Gun Owners of America had to wrestle to the ground. Email Larry Pratt about this being a daydream http://gunowners.org/larry-pratt.htm

    4) The surveillance state is martial law. You don’t need to be in a camp or locked in your house.

    5) The tactical weapons strike against Iran was delayed because of the US got caught with its pants around it’s ankles with Syria (Al Qaeda is our ally now). Read this story: http://swampland.time.com/2014/01/16/hillary-clinton-discussed-u-s-approval-of-an-israeli-strike-on-iran/

    6) The Boston Bombing was a false flag, as was Aurora, the Sikh Temple and Sandy Hook. Educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yfJDCMU64

    7) They want the TSA armed – the LAX false flag was the attempted catalyst. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/02/tsa-lax-shooting-armed-guards/3394601/

    8) Resistance groups: How about Oath Keepers? The don’t count? https://oathkeepers.org/oath/ or the Tenth Amendment Center? http://tenthamendmentcenter.com/

    9) Website seizures – do your home work: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2010/11/us-government-seizes-82-websites-draconian-future

    10) The rhetoric is sourced directly from the government: http://www.activistpost.com/2013/08/72-types-of-americans-that-are.html

    11) Global government is here. International Bankers run the country. How far up you ass is your head?

    12) See #10…

    13) The government decides mental illness this way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuH-qVjTtVA

    14) You’re kidding right? Read real statistics: http://www.shadowstats.com/

    15) Criminalizing guns and ammo is the job of the corporate media: http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/25/us/new-york-gun-permit-map/

    16) Riots were being prepared for – food stamp shortage as an example: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/dhs-prepares-for-rioting-as-food-stamp-cuts-take-place-today/?ModPagespeed=noscript you can’t say they weren’t trying.

    17) See 16… that was the test run.

    18) You haven’t read about the droughts? http://www.heraldstandard.com/united_states_ap/drought-prompts-disaster-declarations-in-states/article_c6b18ee2-1dbd-5441-b3b8-27b57238cf9e.html

    19) The article said “IF”… remember this on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859

    20) We are in a collectivist state… it’s all about government: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjPI6no5ng

  2. OMG!! Fire and brimstone! Mayhem and madness! How did we ever survive 2013???

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