New-Age Bullshit Generator

Okay, this is just fun stuff.

Wouldn’t it be great if you could generate meaningless new age drivel at the click of a mouse?

Think of how impressed all your higher consciousness, woo friends will be when you speak to them from several different dimensions – simultaneously!!!

Well, now you can! Click any of the images below to visit New-Age Bullshit Generator and you can create all the New Age horse crap your heart chakra desires!!

To infinity… and beyond!

Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB)

New Age BS Generator

New Age Bullshit Generator

Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? New-Age Bullshit Generator can help.

New Age BS Generator

2 responses

  1. Reblogged this on The Daily Pause and commented:
    Hey, Mr. MIB! I was VERY much interested in “New-Age” and bought/spent into this bullshit, most especially the “self-help” authors.

    Anyway, here is my “random fictional Deepak Chopra quote”:

    “Perception explains immortal reality…”

    I don’t understand what this quote means but heck it’s just a fun “generator”!

  2. Hilarious! Every time you click the button, the basic tenets of another brand new cult are generated, automatically. What could be more convenient?

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