Dating as a Conspiracy Theorist 

The Orange Cucumber

My mother came to me one afternoon and said she found a lovely lady that wanted to meet me. She insisted that I am going to die a bitter and lonely man. She blames the conspiracy theory videos I watch on a regular basis.

“You are such a handsome man,” she says, following up with: “but a woman will never be attracted to a man with such foolish ideas. “Your cusp on reality is a loose one.”


I am 48 and am still living with my parents. And to what world do I even consider making strides in my career? The globalists and the elites’ NWO agenda were going to start a civil war. What good is a college degree in a dystopian society? 1776 was about to commence again!

I tried to explain that to mother, but she is just nothing more than a shill. Nonetheless, I agreed to…

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2 responses

  1. I. Can. Hardly. Breathe. That was hilarious!

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