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Alex Jones: What Does He Believe?

By Mason I. Bilderberg (Originally posted on October 11, 2012) Well, well, well. Alex Jones may have been caught with his hand in the corporate cookie jar. Alex Jones has a warning for humanity! The global elites are putting lead, mercury and arsenic in our water! You must take action NOW to protect your health! […]

Top 10 Craziest Alex Jones Moments

Alex Jones and the Depraved Conspiracy Culture

By John Daly via BernardGoldberg.com Radio host and outspoken conspiracy theorist Alex Jones recently lost a much publicized custody battle with his ex-wife over the fate of their children. Prior to the ruling, Jones had asked the media, for the sake of his children, to be “respectful and responsible” in their coverage of what he called […]

Alex Jones Lies

This story tip provided by Matt Vann via Matt’s World O’ Wonders Social media has escalated the tin-foil hat revolution. Baseless, fact-lacking garbage is multiplied a million-fold with the click of a mouse. When reading the latest drivel, every person has to wonder what truth lies behind the sensationalism. For once I’ve had a front […]

Happy New Year! (Alex Jones Style)

Party Like It’s A Nuclear War !!! By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB) (Originally posted December 31, 2013.) Who is old enough to remember Y2K? I remember it well (translation: i’m old). Y2K is an acronym for “Year 2000,” or, as it was also known – “The Year 2000 problem, the Y2K problem, the Millennium bug, […]

Alex Jones Y2K

Originally posted December 31, 2013: Party Like It’s A Nuclear War !!! By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB) Who is old enough to remember Y2K? I remember it well (translation: i’m old). Y2K is an acronym for “Year 2000,” or, as it was also known – “The Year 2000 problem, the Y2K problem, the Millennium bug, […]

Alex Jones: What Does He Believe?

Originally posted October 11, 2012 By Mason I. Bilderberg Well, well, well. Alex Jones may have been caught with his hand in the corporate cookie jar. Alex Jones has a warning for humanity! The global elites are putting lead, mercury and arsenic in our water! You must take action NOW to protect your health! The […]

Alex Jones: Question Everything!

Alex Jones . . . televisions are used to control your mind!

Alex Jones – Never believe the government . . .

Alex Jones . . . the government is shutting down websites!

Was Alex Jones an alarmist 13 years ago or is he an alarmist today?

Feb 11, 2013 Recently i was sent an email by a conspiracist type asking me how some military exercises conducted during the spring and summer of 2012 weren’t undeniably clear indications of a coming declaration of martial law. I decided to investigate. To get you up to speed, here are two examples of what he […]

Was Alex Jones an alarmist 13 years ago or is he an alarmist today?

Feb 11, 2013 Recently i was sent an email by a conspiracist type asking me how some military exercises conducted during the spring and summer of 2012 weren’t undeniably clear indications of a coming declaration of martial law. I decided to investigate. To get you up to speed, here are two examples of what he […]

5 things I’ve noticed about… Alex Jones

Feb 19, 2013 via The Soap Box While there are a lot things I could say about radio host/conspiracy theorists Alex Jones (and it would be a lot) I noticed a few things he seems to do quite a bit. So here are five things I’ve noticed about Alex Jones: • 5 – His sites […]

Inside of Alex Jones’s head ‘like Hitler chatting to Yosemite Sam’

Apr 19, 2013 This is a slightly dated story going back to Alex Jones’ completely humiliating appearance on the Piers Morgan show. Still, i can’t help posting anything that criticizes my favorite moron with such humor. Enjoy! 🙂 ALEX Jones is the result of an intense conversation between Adolf Hitler and the angry midget prospector, […]

Yes, Alex Jones Is Still Nuts. Want Proof?

May 10, 2013 Ladies and gentlemen … grab some popcorn … because once again, i present to you … my favorite moron … … Alex Jones! Grab the popcorn and be sure to watch the video i put together at the bottom. Enjoy!! 🙂 MIB H/T Thomas J. Proffit by Andrew Kirell via Mediaite Just […]

Forty-Five Failed Alex Jones Predictions

Oct 19, 2013 By MarkB via disinformation (disinfo.com) Bank runs in February 2009. 9/11-scale terror attacks in 2010. 50% of the U.S. population will be killed in a bio-weapons attack in 2009. 16 year-old soldiers will enforce nationwide martial law by 2012. A major terror attack will occur in the U.S. by the end of […]

Alex Jones Explains How Government “Weather Weapon” Could Have Been Behind Oklahoma Tornado

H/T: Thomas J. Proffit May 22, 2013 My favorite moron is at it again. Now Alex Jones says the government could have caused the tornado devastation in Oklahoma. Yes, he’s serious. But along his journey to Oz, he made reference to a law i just had to fact check. At 1:27 into the video, dopey […]

Alex Jones, moron extraordinaire, strikes again!!!!

Jun 10, 2013 My favorite moron is at it again and this time he may have completely outdone himself. By the end of this video i was laughing so hard i was crying! Here is the dope on the BBC to discuss the evil Bilderberg group (Here is the super top secret Bilderberg website: http://www.bilderbergmeetings.org). […]

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Alex Jones Y2K

Party Like It’s A Nuclear War !!! By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB) Who is old enough to remember Y2K? I remember it well (translation: i’m old). Y2K is an acronym for “Year 2000,” or, as it was also known – “The Year 2000 problem, the Y2K problem, the Millennium bug, the Y2K bug, or simply […]

Happy New Year! (Alex Jones Style)

Party Like It’s A Nuclear War !!! By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB) Who is old enough to remember Y2K? I remember it well (translation: i’m old). Y2K is an acronym for “Year 2000,” or, as it was also known – “The Year 2000 problem, the Y2K problem, the Millennium bug, the Y2K bug, or simply […]

Forty-Five Failed Alex Jones Predictions

By MarkB via disinformation (disinfo.com) Bank runs in February 2009. 9/11-scale terror attacks in 2010. 50% of the U.S. population will be killed in a bio-weapons attack in 2009. 16 year-old soldiers will enforce nationwide martial law by 2012. A major terror attack will occur in the U.S. by the end of summer 2009 (oh, […]

Alex Jones Insists the Kenyan Terrorist Attack Was Orchestrated by President Obama

By Bob Cesca via The Huffington Post Over the weekend, members of the al-Qaeda terrorist cell known as Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen stormed into the Westgate shopping mall in Nairobi, Kenya and murdered at least 68 men, women and children in cold blood. The cell, more commonly known as al-Shabaab or the “Youth,” claim to have […]

Alex Jones: I’ve Been Racially Attacked Forty Times

Well, my favorite moron is at it again. This time he claims to have been racially attacked dozens of times, yet he manages to resist the urge to become a racist. Myyyyyyy hero! Enjoy 🙂 MIB by Evan McMurry via Mediaite Alex Jones claimed on his radio show that he has been racially attacked dozens […]

Alex Jones is phoning it in

This article concerns the Boston Bombing and slightly dated (April 2013) but still a good read. Enjoy! 🙂 Mason I. Bilderberg Alex, your latest theory is terrible — we expect more from you By ALEX SEITZ-WALD via Salon.com Alex Jones must be either getting lazy or think his readers are really dumb, because his grand theory […]

Alex Jones: ‘I Will Defeat Rush Limbaugh in the Free Market of Ideas. People Like This Show More Than His’ | NewsBusters

By Noel Sheppard via NewsBusters Have you ever wondered if conspiracy theorists actually live in their own world with little contact with anything close to reality? Take Alex Jones for example who on a recent radio broadcast actually said, “I will defeat Rush Limbaugh in the free market of ideas. People, people like this show […]

Alex Jones, moron extraordinaire, strikes again!!!!

My favorite moron is at it again and this time he may have completely outdone himself. By the end of this video i was laughing so hard i was crying! Here is the dope on the BBC to discuss the evil Bilderberg group (Here is the super top secret Bilderberg website: http://www.bilderbergmeetings.org). The video is […]

Info-Spats: Even Conspiracy Theorists Are Sick of Alex Jones

via Who Forted? Magazine Hath Frankenstein’s monster begun killing its creator? Alex Jones, the boisterous voice of a cult of conspiracy that questions, quite literally, everything from the legitimacy of terrorist attacks to the use of artificial sweeteners like aspartame, might have started getting just a tad too paranoid for the community that he’s had […]

Alex Jones Explains How Government “Weather Weapon” Could Have Been Behind Oklahoma Tornado

H/T: Thomas J. Proffit My favorite moron is at it again. Now Alex Jones says the government could have caused the tornado devastation in Oklahoma. Yes, he’s serious. But along his journey to Oz, he made reference to a law i just had to fact check. At 1:27 into the video, dopey says: “See, under […]

Tin foil alert: Alex Jones promises ‘biggest Bilderberg news ever’; Bonus: Our video preview

Yes, Alex Jones Is Still Nuts. Want Proof? Here’s Him Going Bonkers On Google & Facebook: ‘Use ‘Em Like A Toilet!’

Ladies and gentlemen … grab some popcorn … because once again, i present to you … my favorite moron … … Alex Jones! Grab the popcorn and be sure to watch the video i put together at the bottom. Enjoy!! 🙂 MIB H/T Thomas J. Proffit by Andrew Kirell via Mediaite Just your occasional reminder […]

Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev was a fan of Alex Jones’s InfoWars

By Fidel Martinez via The Daily Dot This is the snake eating itself. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was a fan of conspiracy theory website InfoWars, according to an Associated Press story that looked into the suspected Boston Marathon bomber’s motives for carrying out the attack. The AP claims that Tsarnaev’s interest in the site—owned and operated by […]

Alex Jones: “I’m part of a false flag operation!”

via The modest disposal In a surprising admission today, the controversial radio host, documentarian, and author Alex Jones suggested that all the evidence points to his direct involvement in a false flag operation directed against his own Infowars website. During his radio show, Jones said, “After having carefully sifted through the websites and Youtube videos, […]

Inside of Alex Jones’s head ‘like Hitler chatting to Yosemite Sam’

This is a slightly dated story going back to Alex Jones’ completely humiliating appearance on the Piers Morgan show. Still, i can’t help posting anything that criticizes my favorite moron with such humor. Enjoy! 🙂 ALEX Jones is the result of an intense conversation between Adolf Hitler and the angry midget prospector, Yosemite Sam, psychiatrists […]

Idiot Chump Alex Jones Says Our Men In The Military Are Idiot Chumps Damned To Hell

Idiot Chump Alex Jones Says Our Men In The Military Are Idiot Chumps Damned To Hell – YouTube.

With Absolutely No Evidence, Alex Jones Calls Boston Marathon Explosions a ‘False Flag’ Operation Conducted by the Gov’t

By Jason Howerton via TheBlaze.com As authorities scramble to determine who is behind the horrific Boston Marathon explosions, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones already has a theory: It was a “false flag” operation conducted by the United States government. No, he doesn’t have legitimate evidence to back up his claim, however, he points out that the […]

Conspiracy Nut (Alex Jones)

This is a great video, made using a broadcast of my favorite moron – Alex Jones!! Enjoy!! 🙂 H/T Brittius Conspiracy Nut – YouTube.

5 things I’ve noticed about… Alex Jones

via The Soap Box While there are a lot things I could say about radio host/conspiracy theorists Alex Jones (and it would be a lot) I noticed a few things he seems to do quite a bit. So here are five things I’ve noticed about Alex Jones: • 5 – His sites have a lot […]

Was Alex Jones an alarmist 13 years ago or is he an alarmist today?

Feb 11, 2013 Recently i was sent an email by a conspiracist type asking me how some military exercises conducted during the spring and summer of 2012 weren’t undeniably clear indications of a coming declaration of martial law. I decided to investigate. To get you up to speed, here are two examples of what he […]

Alex Jones’ uncontrolled explosion on Piers Morgan

Here at iLLumiNuTTi we have a favorite moron, his name is Alex Jones and he is at it again. Seems like he made another great impression. Enjoy 🙂 via The Washington Post Ah, conspiracy theories. Talk radio personality Alex Jones attracted attention for his petition to deport Piers Morgan. Then he showed up on Monday […]

Alex Jones Says People Who Can’t Swim Have A Mental Illness

Ladies and gentlemen … grab some popcorn … because once again, i present to you … my favorite moron …  … Alex Jones! (ht Thomas J. Proffit) by vilemonkey Alex Jones Says People Who Can’t Swim Are Mentally Ill Alex Jones Says People Who Can’t Swim Have A Mental Illness – YouTube. Related articles Alex Jones Accused […]

Alex Jones: What Does He Believe?

By Mason I. Bilderberg Well, well, well. Alex Jones may have been caught with his hand in the corporate cookie jar. Alex Jones has a warning for humanity! The global elites are putting lead, mercury and arsenic in our water! You must take action NOW to protect your health! The solution? Alex tells us to […]

Amazon Echo Commericial featuring Alexa Jones

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Alex “Einstein” Jones’ Torturous Genius Level Understanding

Ladies and gentlemen, once again i present to you … my favorite moron …  … Alex Jones! Alex “Einstein” Jones’ Torturous Genius Level Understanding.

Ten Facebook Pages You Need to Stop Sharing From

By Dawn Pedersen via dawnsbrain.com A friend of mine shared an eyebrow-raising article on Facebook. The linked story was along the lines of “private planes stolen by terrorists in the Middle East, and an attack is imminent”. The sensible people among his friends good-naturedly mocked him. They ribbed him about how ridiculous the prediction was. And […]

Bilderberg 2015: Nothing secretive, nothing leaked.

By Mason I. Bilderberg June 11, 2015 Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists (PCTs) believe the Bilderberg group to be but a small part of a bigger worldwide conspiracy known as the New Word Order (NWO), a secretive power elite with a globalist agenda … conspiring to eventually rule the world by replacing sovereign nation-states with an all-powerful, […]

Conspiracy Theorists Think an Army Training Exercise Will Bring Martial Law to the US This Summer

By Colleen Curry via VICE News An unclassified document that outlines a US Army training exercise scheduled for this summer includes a color-coded map that refers to Texas as “hostile territory” and calls a portion of California an “insurgent pocket,” leading a certain fringe on the internet to claim the exercise is really a dress […]

4 day weekend (11/6/14 thru 10/10/14)!!!!

11/6/14 Okay everybody, i’m taking a weekend to catch up on work and so i’ll be out of action until Sunday night (Monday at the latest). In the mean time, use the search tools, links and keywords to the right to find some worthwhile reading. Or check out the list below of the top 50 […]

Don’t trust everyone

by Gordon Bonnet via Skeptophilia There’s an odd tendency of conspiracy theorists to eat their young. Not literally, of course.  I wouldn’t want that to get out as some kind of meta-conspiracy-theory.  But I’ve noticed that although the conspiracy theories themselves never seem to die, the conspiracy theorists seem to have a relatively short half-life before they implode. […]