Theorists think they’ve found “absolute proof”
Newtown was a hoax. Have they no shame?
Yes, there really are Newtown truthers.
But in the crazy world of Sandy Hook conspiracy theories, this one may be the worst yet. (Maybe you’ve already heard some of the others, like the one about fantasy ties between the gunman’s family and the LIBOR banking scandal and a related theory about the Aurora shooting and the “Dark Knight Rises.”) Most of the theories are really pieces of a larger meta-theory: that the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax, perhaps by the Obama administration, designed to stir demand for gun control.
In the latest angle, theorists think they have found “absolute proof” of a conspiracy to defraud the American people. “You reported in December that this little girl had been killed,” a reader emailed Salon in response to a story. “She has been found, and photographed with President Obama.”
The girl in question is Emilie Parker, a 6-year-old who was shot multiple times and killed at Sandy Hook. But for conspiracy theorists, the tears her family shed at her funeral, the moving eulogy from Utah’s governor, and the entire shooting spree are fake. Welcome to the world where Sandy Hook didn’t really happen.
There are dozens of websites, blog posts and YouTube videos extolling the Emilie Parker hoax theory. If you Google her name, the very first result is a post mocking her father for crying at a press conference after the shooting. One popular video, which already has 134,000 views, was made by the producers of a popular 9/11 Truther film. “Just as the movie ‘Operation Terror’ shows the 9/11 attacks were a made-for-TV event, so too were the mass shootings … There can be no doubt that Sandy Hook was a staged event,” the narrator intones. He goes on to say that the adults who participated in the media coverage of the shootings “should be prosecuted as accessories after the fact in a mass murder” — i.e., the parents whose children were murdered in the massacre should be thrown in prison.
The crux of the theory is a photograph of Parker’s sister sitting on President Obama’s lap when he visited with the victims’ families. The girl is wearing the same dress Emilie wore in a pre-shooting photograph of the family shared with media, so she must be Emilie, alive and well. “BAM! I cannot believe how idiot these people are [sic]… That’s her,” one YouTuber exclaims as he watches the two images superimposed on each other. (Apparently missed by these crack investigators is the possibility that the sister wore Emilie’s dress and that they look alike because they are sisters, after all.)
MORE . . .
- Debunked: Emily Parker Still Alive after Sandy Hook (MetaBunk Discussion)
- The Batman/Sandy Hook Delusion (iLLumiNuTTi.com)
- ‘Absolute Proof Sandy Hook Was Staged’ – ‘Newtown Truthers’ Hit A New Low (VIDEO) (addictinginfo.org)
- The worst Sandy Hook conspiracy theory yet (salon.com)
- “BAM! I can’t believe how idiot these people are!” (cannonfire.blogspot.com)
- Internet crackpots believe Newtown massacre was staged, citing “absolute” Photoshop proof (boingboing.net)
- Sandy Hook “Truthers” (geo-geek.blogspot.com)
- Sandy Hook Vimeo / Twitter “Conspiracy” Setting Record Straight (lunaticoutpost.com)
Thanks to the movies, there are a lot of weapons that most people think are great for killing zombies, but in reality, they really aren’t that useful for killing zombies at all.
So now, here is a list of five weapons that people think are great for fighting zombies with, but really are not:
While most people believe that the shotgun is the best gun to use against a horde of zombies, in reality, it actually isn’t.
A shotgun might be effective at close range, but at a distance, or if you’re using bird shot, it isn’t that effective.
Shotguns have a more limited range then rifles, plus, shot scatters, so if a friend is a middle of a zombie horde, you could hit them and either kill them, or cause them to get eaten. Also, because of the scattering effect of shotgun shot, you might not even hit the brain or brain stem of a zombie. Then of course there’s bird shot, which might not even be effective at all against a zombie.
- Fight Zombies for Real in the Zombie Shopping Mall Experience (geeksyndicate.wordpress.com)
- Zombie Weapons (addendum) (storiesbywilliams.com)
- Zombies take over Danville neighborhood for commerical shoot (wsls.com)