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“Fast and Furious” Star Paul Walker Was Assassinated by an Obama Drone Strike?

The crash that killed Paul Walker.

The crash that killed Paul Walker.

By Mason I. Bilderberg (MIB)

As most of you probably already know, Paul Walker of “‘The Fast and the Furious‘ movie franchise and a friend identified as Roger Rodas died in Southern California after the Porsche they were in crashed violently into a tree, his rep confirmed to the Daily News. Police said speed was a factor.” (nydailynews.com)

From the Paul Walker Facebook page:

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May the man Rest In Peace.

But less than 24 hours later the conspiracists are off and running around Wonderland. To wit, this gem from David Chase Taylor at Truther.org:

Click image for the full dose of nuttery.

His evidence?

That’s it. This wreckage looked like another wreckage and, in his scientific opinion, a tree couldn’t have damaged the car. Therefore, the only logical conclusion MUST BE: An Obama Drone Assassination!

Got it?

But wait, using conspiratorial logic, could Paul Walker’s car have been blown up by a cylinder tank explosion? Hit by a tornado? Involved in a bus accident? Or a victim of overenthusiastic Russian football fans?

Compare for yourself:

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I’m going with the tornado theory. Paul Walker’s car was struck by a very focused tornado funnel. That’s my final answer. And all the conspiracists can’t argue with me because i’m using their own method of deductive insanity.

Besides, my theory can include HAARP!! DOUBLE BONUS POINTS!!!

P.S. How long before we hear from THIS clown?

P.S. How long before we hear from THIS clown?

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